It never ends when you have lots of animals. Here’s the latest saga.
I ask Leecy if she could go by Wabash Antique and Feed to pick up some wild bird food. I gave her 60 bucks the night before and I said I would give her more money when I got home.
Somehow, Leecy spends $180.00 on bird food. Okay, it’s for the birds, all is well.
I get home and give Leecy $110.00, two fifties and one ten.
Leecy apparently sets the money on the table and while I’m feeding Coco (African Grey Parrot) I hear a bunch of curse words and Leecy telling me I need to train the dog better. I ask her what happened. She shows me a fifty and points at Sascha (German Shepherd). I ask her where the other fifty and ten are, and she says “your stupid dog just ate it!”
I start laughing. I said it could have been worse, I could have given her all twenties, or dollar bills. Leecy is not laughing.
Leecy then tells me I need to go make Sascha poop and get the money back.
I told Leecy I can’t just make Sascha go poop, we’ll have to wait until tomorrow and hope it comes out.
Leecy tells me I need to give Sascha something to make her regurgitate the money. I said I can’t do that. “Let’s just wait until tomorrow and see if we can find it.”
I notice Leecy still isn’t seeing the humor in this, so I said I’ll go outside and pick up the dog poop so it will be easier to find tomorrow.
Whereas Leecy may not be feeling too confident she will get the $60 bucks back, I remain hopeful. Why?
Because Sascha has a fetish. She likes to eat paper, especially paper towels. I don’t know why. Perhaps it’s the fiber content.
Also, that “fiber” content occasionally gets a little stuck and Sascha waddles over to me for help. I, being the animal lover that I am, always help Sascha when she has these little problems and give the “fiber” a gentle pull, then all is well. Sascha, for her part, always seems quite appreciative when I help her out.
So, I remain hopeful Leecy will get her $60 bucks back tomorrow, and I also will have my camera ready to photograph the ordeal:-).
In the meantime, if you know Leecy or see her, tell her everything will come out alright.
I’m sure she’ll appreciate the sentiment (after she strangles me for posting this:-)
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