However, it appears to be pretty localized at this point in time. Pet owners were beginning to report peculiar symptoms the day before and appear to be getting worse.
What originally begins as typical scratching post behavior explodes into using the human form as a scratching post and climbing tree. Less reliable news sources suggest that these kittens are trying to make a new fashion statement.
We have received no photographs of these encounters…er..wait…I’m getting something in my ear piece. We just may a photograph of this bizarre behavior after all.
In talking with high-ranking governmental sources about this phenomenon, our sources are stressing that this event is nothing to panic about.
To become a full blown epidemic, these kittens must not only exhibit the behavior above, but must experience the kitten trying to suckle off of a “moob” (man boob). This has only occurred 1 time to the individual above, and we repeat, this is no cause for alarm.